Ho, Ho, NO - Sweater Unisex

✅ Sizing
True to size.
Order your regular size for a standard fit.
Prefer it relaxed or oversized? Choose +1 size. (wanna drown in it? Go +2 or +3.)
Model wears L and is 176cm/5.9

✅ Shipping
All items are made-to-order.
Total delivery time (production + shipping) is approx. 6–20 business days worldwide,
depending on your location and local carriers.

Some people spread holiday cheer.
You spread boundaries, silence, and spiritual self-respect.

A clean, minimal embroidery with maximum
“I love peace — don’t test me during December” energy.
Designed for introverts, empaths, meditators, and anyone protecting their aura
from loud relatives, forced small talk, and low-vibration Christmas chaos.

• Premium feel, soft brushed inside

• High-quality embroidery (not cheap print)

• Grounded, cozy, spiritually unavailable

• For quiet souls, peaceful rebels & festive escape artists

Wear it to gatherings, breathe deeply,
and let everyone know you're here for dessert — not discussion.

Aesthetic: silent monk energy meets antisocial Christmas elegance.

Before you order — Please read

Each piece is made individually just for you
to help reduce waste and overproduction.
🙏 Better for the planet
🧵 Better quality
💫 Made with intention

Because your energy is unique — your garment is too.

For this reason:

⚠️ No returns
(because it’s custom-made exclusively for you)

For full details please check our Return & Shipping Policy page before ordering.

Thank you for choosing conscious consumption
and not contributing to fast-fashion chaos.

Wear it, own it, protect your peace.

The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.

 Disclaimers:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists