Merry Crisis - Sweater Unisex

✅ Sizing
True to size.
Order your regular size for a standard fit.
Prefer it relaxed or oversized? Choose +1 size. (wanna drown in it? Go +2 or +3.)
Model wears L and is 176cm/5.9

✅ Shipping
All items are made-to-order.
Total delivery time (production + shipping) is approx. 6–20 business days worldwide,
depending on your location and local carriers.

Some people spread holiday magic.
You spread grounding, self-respect, and realistic expectations.

This sweatshirt honors those who meditate, journal, burn sage,
and still have zero patience for seasonal chaos, emotional turbulence, or dramatic relatives.

For introverts, empaths, spiritual gangsters, and quiet souls
who protect their peace like it’s their life mission — because it is.

• Premium feel, soft interior

• High-quality embroidery (no cheap print energy here)

• Grounded, calm, spiritually aligned

• For those who laugh, heal, detach, and disappear when needed

Wear it while drinking your ceremonial cacao,
pretending to enjoy group activities,
and vibing above all holiday nonsense.

Aesthetic: Zen monk meets festive meltdown survivor.

Before you order — please read

Each piece is made one-by-one, specifically for you.
That means:

✅ Lower waste
✅ Conscious production
✅ Higher alignment
✅ Slower fashion > fast chaos

Because your energy is unique — your hoodie is too.

Therefore:

⚠️ No returns
(This item is made exclusively for you once ordered.)

Please check our Return & Shipping Policy before purchasing.

Thank you for choosing mindful creation over mass-production.
Wear it with calm, humor, and protected energy.

The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.

 Disclaimers:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists