Our story

Some people find spirituality in silence, white robes, and sitting cross-legged for hours.
We found ourselves in memes, coffee, and talking sh*t about our egos.

The Holy Boontjes was born out of a simple truth: healing is hard , but it doesn't have to be humorless. After years of doing shadow work, breathwork, and journaling ourselves into emotional pretzels, we realized something, the spiritual path can be sacred and ridiculous at the same time.

We've been through it. The meditations that turn into mental shopping lists. The fifteenth “Dark Night of the Soul” you swore was the last one. The awkward inner child visualizations. And of course, the endless spirals of overthinking. We've faced them all and learned that laughter is one of the most healing tools we have.

For us, shadow work isn't about drowning in darkness. It's about shining a torch on it, pulling funny faces at it, and saying, “Not today, Satan… but maybe tomorrow.”
We believe humor is a form of light work. It helps you breathe through the heaviness, connect with your people, and see that you're not alone in the chaos.

Our designs aren't just clothes. They're wearable reminders that you can be on your healing journey and still enjoy life. That you can face your shadows and still crack a joke. That you can meditate in the morning and roast your own ego by lunch.

We're not here to be the perfect gurus. We're here for the ones who have been through enough ceremonies to earn loyalty points. The ones who know their triggers on a first-name basis. The ones searching for their tribe, people who get it, live it, and laugh through it.

So here's to the holy chaos, the slightly enlightened moments, and the outfits that say it all without you having to explain.

Welcome to The Holy Boontjes.
Sacred. Sarcastic. Seriously comfortable.