God's Favorite Disappointment – Unisex Tee
You cannot return this item. Please read the description carefully and check our Return Policy before ordering.
You were sent here with a purpose.
It just wasn't this. Probably...
This tee is for the beautifully chaotic souls who keep the universe entertained, even if heaven is constantly facepalming.
✦ Holy energy. Hell of a track record.
✦ Great for therapy, family dinners & Mercury retrograde
✦ Guaranteed to get a “same” from strangers
Wear it proudly. You're still the main character in someone's lesson plan.
This product is made just for you the moment you hit “order.”
That means delivery takes a little longer but it also means we don't overproduce or waste materials.
Because each item is made on demand, returns aren't possible.
So double-check your size, your vibe, and your commitment to being this iconic.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
Styled With
Materials
Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.
Care
Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.
Details
Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.